Dear Driver, Jogger/Walker
It has come to my attention recently that you enjoy causing moments of great discomfort with your infamous stares of disgust as I innocently drive past. This is made worse for the simple fact I KNOW you are staring at me behind unveiled eyes and it MUST stop.
Let me explain. I am one of the rare kinds of drivers who takes great comfort in audio and yes this means that I enjoy singing loudly to Britney Spear’s – Three and laughing hysterically at Hamish and Andy is the perfect way to end my tiring days at university.
So I beg of you please don’t judge me anymore for I hate having to sit quietly stuck in traffic. My body is pleading to sing tunelessly and laugh with great mirth. Enough is enough, I’m taking a stand. Fellow car singers I say SING LOUD AND PROUD!
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